When your new phone breaks...and you must resort to your old LG not very smart phone

  • <b> Old Phone:</b> Please say a command *beep*<p><b>Me:</b> I didn't mean to push that button!<p><b>Old Phone:</b> Please say a command *beep*<p><b>Me:</b> No, I don't want to. *pushes wrong button instead of end*<p><b>Old Phone:</b> I'm sorry, but I didn't recognize that command. Please say a command *beep*<p><b>Me:</b> UGH!!!! Heres a command fuck off! You early, drunk, version of siri! Fuck off!!!<p>